Tales for Awful People


A Warty Love Story
October 11, 2010, 10:58 pm
Filed under: Love | Tags: , ,

There was a little eel who was happy where he lived, with his social life, and with his job of swimming through cool water, but he couldn’t find that special lady, because he was frakin’ slimy, and that’s just how it was. It wasn’t his fault, but that didn’t make him any more attractive. What finally worked was lowering his standards. He and a warty bullfrog he knew through friends are fairly content together now. They share an interest in the films of Woody Allen and Belgian cuisine.

One day, they will have lackluster children. Vive l’amour!

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