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The Big Talking Parrots
October 11, 2010, 11:01 pm
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After several years of pleasant dating, a couple of parrots decided they were in a rut, so they opened their relationship. They chattered and chattered beforehand, but being parrots, they were only repeating things they had heard from other people.

The next saturday, one of those parrots flew to the beach and bedded a muscle-bound seagull. When she got home, the other parrot sulked and wouldn’t speak to her. The next week, the same thing happened, but whenever they tried to talk, all they could do was chatter back and forth with propaganda about how enlightened they both were for doing this.

Finally, the one parrot changed the locks on the tree when the other was out looking for seagulls. He spent so much of his time sulking that he never noticed the giant net he was flying into, and now he lives in a cage in Seacaucus, New Jersey, where some children are trying to teach him dirty words, and to pull out his tail feathers.

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