Tales for Awful People


This one is not about Meredith and Justin
October 19, 2010, 11:53 pm
Filed under: Your Friends and Neighbors | Tags: , , , , ,

A meadow vole tutted to her neighbor the owl “I just feel like I can’t get through to him. What am I getting out of this relationship? There has to be something in it for me, right? I cook and clean and pay all the bills and take care of the baby voles.” ┬áThe owl thought about this and said “I wonder if it has anything to do with that stoat I saw him with after his yoga class? He’s always saying he’d just be ‘wiped out’ if he didn’t get to yoga each week.”

Actually, the owl was a jerk. The owl said “You really give 110% to that relationship. Have you thought about taking some time for you? You know, a bubble bath, maybe some emergency chocolate!”

Then the owl went home and called the beaver, and they laughed and laughed!

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